Fat Bloke + Slim Lambo = Bad Situation

We want to laugh at this video from barnesy but it's just not that funny.

Imagine yourself rolling up to a cool club. There's a line outside full of hot girls not-so-patiently waiting to get in. They see your black Lambo Murci and hope you might be their Golden Ticket to get inside. Then the car door opens...and nothing happens.

Because you're so fat, you can't even get out of the car. It takes you nearly 2 minutes to try and extricate yourself from this gleaming piece of beauty and emerge in all your slovenly glory.

So please, we beg you, put the cheeseburger down. Or promise never to sully the inside of a Lamborghini again.

Get those disturbing images out of your mind with these fabulous ones of the Reventon.

Bad Murcielago Driver

We're going to try and give the driver in this upload from 8URVTEC the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe it's a new car. Or maybe the high-speed nature of the course was intimidating and he's just trying to get a feel for the course. Or perhaps he's got a passenger who gets easily car sick?

Or maybe he's just got more money than skill and someone should take that brand new Murcielago away from him and give it to someone who actually knows a thing or two behind the wheel! Sheesh. Enough with the excuses. The dude can't drive worth sh*t!

Go here for some much better (ie: faster) driving of a Murci Roadster.

Lambo With A Pink Interior!

We'd love to thank Roma007 for this video but we think we're now scarred for life!

Do Lamborghini owners / drivers not get enough of a bad rap already? Do they really need to heap more derision upon themselves? We're guessing the answer is yes if this Murcielago with a Pink Interior is anything to go by.

Evidently the owner is not totally without taste, since the car looks fantastic in its flat black paint. But then the door opens and OMG! When did that seem like a good idea? She must have been really f***ing hot and not willing to give out for you to agree to that color, buddy.

We don't speak German but this Murcielago looks, and sounds, great in any language.

2008 Summer Exotic Rally

There doesn't appear to be too much charitable giving in this video from cmcmcm50 unless it was to the local law enforcement's coffers, but there sure are a ton of nice cars!

This is the sort of sheetmetal collection we should all be so lucky to see out on the road, or the track, and these guys are in New Jersey!

We're talking numerous Lamborghini Murcielago & Gallardo, plus a Diablo Jota, Ferrari 355, 575M, Testarossa and 360, Porsche 997 GT3, Ruf GT2, 997 TT, Lotus Elise & Elise Turbo and more Corvettes and Z06s than you'll find at a GM dealership! We also rather like the flat black M6.

See the sort of fun you missed on the 2008 Summer Exotic Rally

Lamborghini Murcielago Burnout

SuperSpeeders are all about, unsurprisingly, the faster things in life. Which suits us just fine!

This vid is just a little teaser for what you have to look forward to on their latest DVD. The crew got their hands on a 2005 Lamborghini Murcielago and were more than happy to burn some rubber. Smoky burnout in an AWD Murci? No problem.

For an Italian supercar feast, pick a side because it's Ferrari vs. Lamborghini

Supercars at Cars and Coffee

We're glad that SpeedandMotion likes to get up early on the weekends, otherwise we'd miss out on a bunch of supercars all meeting up.

Cars & Coffee is just about the perfect way to spend the morning: a cup of Java accompanied by the dulcet tones of Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Ford GTs, Shelby Mustangs and any number of other cars you wouldn't mind having in your garage.

We always thought that Lambos have a fairly limited production run, but you wouldn't know if from this video! Positively common, at least in SoCal. Did we leave any for the rest of the country?

Yes! Well, we found one, and it's keeping some very high-octane company over in Florida. See how the East coast rolls when it's a SSC Aero vs. a Gallardo LP640

Bullrun: Thunderbird Jet vs. Murcielago

More road rally hi-jinks from our friends over at Bullrun

You know how it is, you're driving along in your Lamborghini Murcielago, tired of running with the other exotics, looking for something a bit more challenging by way of a speed competitor, and the perfect opponent appears over the horizon.

It seems the decommissioned Thunderbird Jet has a little bit more thrust than the V12 Lambo, but it still makes for an awesome match up.

Oh, and of course, we can't forget his Mommy calling right before the head-to-head is about to begin. No Mommy, of course I'm not speeding...

Watch the Thunderbird Jet vs. Murcielago

For more from The Most Glamorous Car Rally In The World, watch Bullrun Rally 2007, Ep 6 of 10 as 2 Bullrunners set a new cross-country record.

Night Run With Exotics

Massive kudos to Hovik for this awesome video; it might be your first shooting and editing effort, but we don't want it to be your last!

There are almost too many exotics in this video to even mention, but we'll try. It's like a wish list, as in a "wish I won the goddamn lottery" list of cars you'd want in your dream garage: Carrera GT, Gallardo Superleggera, Z06, Viper, Ruf Porsche, NSX, Murcielago, Quattroporte, 911 Turbo...and there are several of each - just pick your color, year, coupe or convertible.

Fantastic shots of the cars all gathering, the sheetmetal glowing pink in the setting sun. Then the convoy is off, with glorious exhaust notes aplenty. Yeah...we might need to watch that one again.

Live vicariously through those that did the Night Run With Exotics and wish you were that lucky.

For 2 vs 4 wheels, check out 5th Gear's shoot out of a Superleggera vs. Ducacti

White Bikini + Yellow Lambo = HOT action.

We're not sure if what bikinidrivingschool is getting that girl to do is legal (did they check her birth certificate?) but we're sure as hell not about to complain about it!

All we want to know is who is the lucky bastard holding the camera and whose ass do we have to kiss to get that job?

Seriously? You get to work with a $300,000, 2006 Lamborghini Murcielago in the morning and then shoot close ups (and we mean really close up) of a hot chick in a wet, white bikini. And you know what happens to white material when it gets wet, right?

We have to go on a break now...and yes, we're taking the lap top with us to a quiet room to be alone with our, er, thoughts.

Find some privacy and watch Episode 10: Yellow Fever of Bikini Driving School.

For more wet, hot, soapiness watch Episode 7: Viewer's Choice and see an RS4 get the bikini treatment.