Bicycle vs. Maserati

This video from Photoshocks has left us, well, shocked!

We're all for pranks and stunts and the like, but this is just out of order. Hopefully the bike hasn't left any dents or tire treads on the roof of this poorly parked Maserati (and at least they didn't key the car!) but still. Respect, man!

Better yet, let's just move onto something far nicer, like this MC12 going round Hockenheim. Now we're talking!

Nice Parking Job...NOT!

Cheers to ardi for this instructional video on how NOT to park your car.

Seems the guy behind the wheel is in a bit of a hurry and the only space available isn't big enough for his car. But that doesn't matter, right? Hell, that's what bumpers (yeah, it's a Euro location, so we'll go with the Euro name for fender) are for!

No harm, no foul...it's not like anyone was watching. Oh, except for the old biddy on the sidewalk and the dude videoing the whole thing.

We love the fact he checks out the damage, sort of shrugs, makes sure to lock his car and walks away. If there is a parking God anywhere, this guy will come out to find his car has been towed. What a douche bag.

Laugh at the Nice Parking Job

We're thinking he should really get a Smart Car and learn to drive it like this.