How Not To Launch Your Car At The Drag Strip

Cheers to TheBoz for ensuring that video viewers everywhere can witness this sad and pathetic attempt to be cool.

OK, maybe that's a bit mean but the dude in the Firebird deserves it. Perhaps it's his first time (and we all know how being a virgin means any and all skill you think you might have goes out the window), but come on! First gear man, first gear! It's the one that's up and to the left!

We won't say anymore to spoil the fun of watching How Not To Lauch Your Car At The Drag Strip

To see what happens when your power-to-weight ratio isn't quite right, watch Mustang Does A Wheelie At The Drag Strip