Jeremy Clarkson Dead?

I'm an avid reader of Jalopnik, (I dig their sense of style and cynicism)... Anyhow in a rather shocking blog post tonight they reported a rumoUr that Jeremy Clarkson has met his end while horseback riding.

No, I do not think this is the case because we all know Jeremy said he would much rather "enter the pearly gates flying backwards in a ball of fire" after wrecking a Koenigsegg. I think the Genesis of this rumor is that right now if you search Google news for "Jeremy Clarkson" the number one result is an article in the UK times titled "Me, die? You must be joking" by Nigel Smith...(where he off handedly compares his wife to Jeremy Clarkson)......Okay Jeremy as a bride is enough to scare me to death.

Jeremy Clarkson, the Wiki.
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